Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Boy (n.) - A noise with dirt on it

These pictures don't do justice to just how filthy this shirt is... 
He making angels in the dirt today.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

The Candid Cook: Bread Tutorial

Yes. You CAN do this. Homemade bread is not mystery. It is simply a learned skill. And if you are like me, it helps to have lots and lots and lots of pictures...

So, if you have a stand mixer and want to make yummy bread and rolls, then this blog post is for you.

Growing up, my mom made homemade bread all the time. It was fabulous. To my knowledge she never used a mixer, but I can remember kneading, and kneading, and kneading the bread dough. When I tried making bread as an adult, I did the same thing. I'd knead the bread a lot, adding flour as I went to make sure it wouldn't stick.

I baked bricks. They were terrible. Sure, the TASTE was alright, but who wants to eat bread-flavored rocks? Not this girl! So, I gave up. I had a short affair at one point with a second-hand bread maker that resulted in a few small, under-risen loaves and trip to the local dump to drop the offending appliance. Despite the raging success that others have had with those contraptions, a bread maker just wasn't for me.

Enter, the stand mixer.

I picked up this baby from a friend at a church swap 'n shop shortly after I moved to Oklahoma. It has been my best friend in the kitchen ever since. Especially when it comes to making bread.

The problem with my previous bread-making experiences is that when I knead bread is that I add way too much flour in the process. I just can't be trusted with it, and so I end up with dough that is way too stiff and dense. However, kneading bread does something very specific to the dough so that it will stick together when you try to slice it for sandwiches. Fortunately for me, this can be accomplished in the mixer without adding excess flour just as easily as it can on the counter kneading for 10 minutes. In fact, it can be done easier in the mixer because I can walk away while it's working!

The recipe I'm going to post here I got from a lovely lady named Melissa who did a food storage presentation at my church. She passed out a single page (front and back) of recipes, and this is the one I have used the most. (Check out her blog post about the recipe it here.) Since then, I've had to modify it a little to scale it down to fix my mixer, which fits two loaves of bread perfectly, not three. This is the recipe I use the most for everything: dinner rolls, loaves, cinnamon rolls, etc. Sometimes I make it with white flour only or wheat flour only, but usually I use a combination of white and wheat.

If you are going to attempt using store-bought whole wheat flour for the first time, I suggest the Gold Medal Ribbon brand. I've also tried Hogsdon Mill, but found that it wasn't ground as fine as the other. Coarse flour = coarse bread that doesn't rise well. Trust me. You want finely ground flour.

THE Bread Recipe

2 cups warm water
1/4 c honey
1 Tbsp yeast
1/4 oil (I use canola)
2 tsp fine salt
1 egg
6-1/3 cups flour + extra

Place all of the ingredients (except for the flour) in the mixing bowl. Add 3-2/3 cups flour, and mix on low until everything is barely combined. Then, turn the mixer up to medium and let it beat for an additional 4 minutes. (If I am making white-wheat bread, then I ALWAYS add my wheat flour first. It needs more beating time to get the gluten working the way you want it to.)

This is what the dough looks like when it's barely started mixing. See how lumpy and chunky it looks?

Here it is again 4 minutes later. It's smoother, but it's also starting to get more elastic and stringy. The dough wants to stay together. This is good!

Add another 1-1/3 cups of flour and beat an additional 2 minutes with the beater bar. Then take out the beater bar and replace it with the bread hook attachment.

At this point, you can really see that the bread dough is sticking together. I usually have to scrape off the dough with a butter knife or my fingers.

Finally, add your last 1-1/3 cups flour and mix it with the bread hook. Let it mix until all of the flour is worked in and the dough has come together in a clump on the hook. 
If you are doing all white flour, you may need to add a little more flour at this point to get the bread to the right consistency. The dough should be slightly tacky, but not so sticky that it comes off onto your finger when you touch it.

Place the dough on a clean, lightly floured surface and knead it just a couple of times to get a nice shape and light coating of flour to remove the tackiness.

Drizzle a little oil into a clean mixing bowl. It shouldn't be more than a tablespoon or so. This is what my bowl looked like after I had swirled it around a little.

Place the ball of dough in the bowl and give it a twist to coat the underside lightly with oil.

Then flip it over in the bowl. This light coating of oil will keep the dough from drying out while it rises.

Cover with a clean towel and put in a warm place. (Don't leave it on the stove top unless you aren't using you aren't cooking or baking - that's a bit too warm.)

Let it rise until it's nicely mounded in the bowl - at least double in size. The exact rising time will depend on various factors - yeast freshness, type of flour, temperature of the room - so I usually plan on a couple of hours. In the warmer summer temperatures, it usually takes only an hour or so.

Place the dough on a lightly floured surface and cut it in half. Each half is a loaf.

At this point you have different options. If I am making a loaf of bread, I shape the bread and place it in a greased loaf pan - like this:

If I'm making dinner rolls, I like to make the ones shaped like crescent rolls. To do that, I roll a loaf's worth of dough out into a nice, large circle about 14-15 inches in diameter and about 1/4" or 3/8" thick.

Then, using the pizza cutter, I slice it onto 4 quarters. Then I cut each quarter into 3 pieces, yielding a dozen "slices".

Starting at the widest end, roll each wedge into the shape of a crescent roll. (This is a great time to involve the kiddos - Kelsey is rolling them up in this picture.)

Place them on a greased cookie sheet.

Now, regardless of how you shaped the bread dough - rolls or loaves - you'll need to let it rise again before you bake it. The rule of thumb is to let it double in size if you can. Cover it with a clean cloth again, and wait. This second rise usually takes about 30-60 minutes.

Preheat your oven, then bake a 350 degrees. Rolls are usually done in 15-18 minutes. Loaves take 30-35 minutes. When the come out, brush the tops with butter to give them a nice, rich coloring. 

Be prepared; you and the family will want to eat at least half of it as soon as it comes out! That's the best time for bread, you know...

**Note: If you are slicing the bread for sandwiches, it's best to wait until it has mostly cooled. Be sure to use a serrated knife so it will cut smoothly and not squish and tear the bread.

Monday, May 5, 2014


I can't believe how big C-man is getting. I looked at him yesterday and realized just how tall he is. It seems like all my kids have so much personality, and he's no exception. As you can see in this picture, he's at the stage where he can't smile naturally for the camera. It's a funny stage, but results in some lousy pictures!

Anyhow, Connor gets to help with the school announcements this week. He's been practicing, and since he's so dang cute I had to share:
(And yes, he did get a summer buzz cut on Saturday night.)

When I asked him to do it without the paper, he insisted he had to just sign it and let me translate. His teacher is taking a signing class this year and it has been a huge part of their classroom environment. He's so awesome!

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Friday, May 2, 2014

100 Days of Summer Reading

Photo taken by Olivia. She & Trixie won a prize in a school contest for this one!

Like most parents, I'm a big fan of getting my kids to read. Unfortunately, the local library's summer reading program leaves a bit to be desired in the prizes department. They just don't suit our kids' tastes, personalities, or my wallet, and therefore aren't much of an incentive.

The solution? We are doing our own family reading program this summer. It starts this weekend, and I'm calling it 100 Days of Summer Reading. I made a cute little printable chart, and came up with prizes they'd actually want. Since it's hot and we live in Oklahoma, that means ice cream from Braums, with a few other things mixed in. They ask for it all summer anyway, so this year I decided they would have to earn it if they wanted it.

Since I've had a lot of questions about it and what our prizes are, I'm doing this little blog post about it.

If you would like to view the printable chart that I made, please click here.

Our prizes are:

5 days = 1 single dip ice cream or small frozen yogurt cone
10 days = Braums mix OR single dip sundae
20 days = play date or late night with 1 friend
50 days = movie date with Daddy
100 days = GRAND PRIZE

I'm not sure what our grand prize is going to be yet, but it might be a family outing or party. We'll see what the budget allows and the family decides. It might also just be cash. The possibilities are endless.

Other Rules Worth Mentioning:
1. Must read 20 minutes in a single day in order to color in one box.
2. Prizes are NOT cumulative. In other words, on "the 5's" (5, 15, 25), you get a small ice cream. On "the 10's" you can get a Braums mix/sundae. On the special weeks (20, 40, 50, 60, 80), you can choose to have the ice cream prize OR the other one (play date/movie night).