I had a couple of chuckles recently courtesy of my youngest daughter. I thought I'd share them here.
First, Kelsey brought a graded worksheet home yesterday with this answer:
Then this morning I saw our friendly toad on the back porch. It had been a couple of weeks since I saw him last, but we usually see him on our back patio at night catching the bugs attracted to the light from out kitchen. When I saw him, I noticed he had grown significantly and I called out to Kelsey, "That toad has gotten huge!"
Kelsey (who has apparently named the toad) looked out the window and said, "Fred!? Oh my gosh, Fred! You really need to lay off the bugs!"