Morning Laughs

So my sister Beth sent me this email list called "Undeniable Adult Truths".  Some of them were actually pretty spot-on, so I thought I'd repost some of it here so you can get a good morning laugh like I did.

(Picture courtesy of http://casablancapa.blogspot.com/2010/06/corbett-is-laughing-at-you.html)

Undeniable Adult Truths

1. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 
5. Was learning cursive really necessary? 
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 
9. Bad decisions make good stories. 
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.. 
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 
13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 
14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 
15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 
16. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.