Saturday, September 3, 2011

It's All a Plot

Olivia: So, are we really getting rid of Netflix?

Mom: We're planning on it. 

Olivia: Well, we're not going to have that much good movie-watching time anymore. 

Mom: That's the kind of the idea. 

Olivia: Oh, great.  So you're going to bore us to death? 

Mom:  Yep!  In fact, it's all a plot.  We're trying to bore you to death, starve you to death, and work you to death.  If you survive to adulthood you'll be a very well-rounded individual.

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