Olivia: So, are we really getting rid of Netflix?
Mom: We're planning on it.
Olivia: Well, we're not going to have that much good movie-watching time anymore.
Mom: That's the kind of the idea.
Olivia: Oh, great. So you're going to bore us to death?
Mom: Yep! In fact, it's all a plot. We're trying to bore you to death, starve you to death, and work you to death. If you survive to adulthood you'll be a very well-rounded individual.