Connor was helping me with some baking after dinner. He wanted to know when he was going to get dessert. I explained to him that I was baking stuff for choir after church tomorrow, and that it wasn't for tonight.
"Mommy, what is for dessert then?"
"Nothing. You don't need dessert every night."
"Yes, we do! We have to have dessert!"
"No, we don't."
"Yes, we do! Jesus said we have to have dessert every night after dinner!"
Oh, sure.... pull the religion card...