I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
Maddox came out of his room (after bedtime) to tell us there was something in his nose. Upon closer inspection, we realized the boy had pushed a small rock up his nose. Way up his nose. Left nostril, to be exact. Trying to avoid an ER visit, I pulled out the tweezers, only to find that he had blown it down low enough that Ben could work it out with his fingers.
Imagine our surprise when this boulder landed in his hand. How did he get that in there? It's huge!
I'm not sure my nerves can take another 15 years of this.