Monday, August 15, 2011

The Ervin Family (Sung to the tune of "The Addams Family")

 I have recently introduced the kids to The Addams Family television show.  It didn't take long for them to start coming up with verses for "The Ervin Family".  Here is our finished product - mostly created by the kids with a little help from mom.


 Chorus
Duh-duh-duh-duh *snap snap*
Duh-duh-duh-duh *snap snap*
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Duh-duh-duh-duh, 
Duh-duh-duh-duh *snap snap*

They're clumsy & they're funny,
They're pretty, bright & sunny,
For a trip they're earning money,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus
 
The girls they are so helpful,
The oldest son is hurtful,
The youngest is adorable,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus
 
The house is full of dog hair,
The kids they really don't care,
The mommy thinks it's no fair,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus

The daddy is so hairy,
The kids are pretty scary,
The mommy is so weary, 
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus

The Daddy had some skills,
And all the bugs he kills,
He also likes to grill,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus
 
The Mommy is so charming,
Her smiles they are disarming,
Her snores are quite alarming,
The Ervin Family.
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
Olivia's so cool,
She really likes to doodle,
She also swims in pools,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus

Kelsey is so nice,
She gives the family spice,
She doesn't eat her rice,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus
 
Connor is so busy,
He makes his mommy dizzy,
 He's often in a tizzy,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus
 
Maddox is close to walking,
He isn't really talking,
But he's always crawling,
The Ervin Family

Repeat Chorus

So you should let them feed you,
They promise not to beat you,
But they'd like to meet you,
The Ervin Family.

Repeat Chorus

THE END (Finally!!)